Bob and Phil

Well idk if i told you already but lol looks like a guy drowning. well anyways, me and Anna named him bob and on facebook there is a guy named bob who is taking over the world. Well anyways, bob has an enemy named Phil. Phil eats bobs. But bob has a big story to go with him that we told our old geography teacher mr. c. i'll tell you the story next post!!! byes peopleessss. hearts!!! <333

I love to eat drugs! especially when I'm sick! I take some tylenol and advil then I feel better!!

Ok so latly i've had the song from that in my head. If you saw my last post you know what I'm talking bout. So imma put the lyrics :)

I'm a Chingstah
I'm an asian wannabe
I don't hang with the G's, I just roll with the C's
When I skip down the street, all the people, they see
A super badass Chingstah, they wannabe me.
I run with scissors! I break the rules!
I drink when I drive! I loiter in schools!
I'm a hardcore thief, I steal but don't share!
I don't need to build my rep, cus I just built a bear!

Look at that hot chick looking this way
I don't want a girl with D's, she's gotta have A's
But I don't need no pussy cat, just to clear the fog.
I do what I want, I just chill with my dawgs
I stand like a Chingstah with my Chingstah face
I dust off both my shoulders, not for dirt, but dandruff flakes.
I like to eat drugs, especially when I'm sick.
I take some tylenol and Advil, then I feel better!

I'm a Chingstah
I'm an asian wannabe
I don't hang with the G's, I just roll with the C's
When I skip down the street, all the people, they see
A super badass Chingstah, they wannabe me.
I run with scissors! I break the rules!
I drink when I drive! I loiter in schools!
I'm a hardcore thief, I steal but don't share!
I don't need to build my rep, cus I just built a bear!

I'm ballin on some 13 inch rims, cus I'm bad
I'll fly 47 in a 45 if somebody makes me mad!
I love to play Monopoly, I love the police!
Every single picture I'm in, I hold my gang sign "peace"
I pillow fight my dog! I pillow fight my cat!
I pillow fight the carpet! I pillow fight this lamp!
I pillow fight my house! I pillow fight this tree.
I pillow fight the wall, I pillow fight myself!

I don't hang with the G's, I just roll with the C's
When I skip down the street, all the people, they see
A super badass Chingstah, they wannabe me.
Who are you? I'm a Chingstah!
What you want? Ice Cream!
Where at? I'm home!
Whats 3 x 3? Nine!
Who farted? That was me!
Favorite Jonas? Trick Question!
Best Rapper? Dr. Suess
Who's Yo Daddy? My Mom!
Yea yea you like that? you like that son? I don't have a son. But if I did, He would like that! uh uh! uh uh! uh uh...I'm a CHINGSTA!!
(repeat chorus 1)

Dont you love it? lamo nywaysss i gtg!! hearts!!!

Mi new title

Okay. Do you love it or do you hate it? btw i want someone to guess which one i am. NOT YOU ANNA!!! YOU ALREADY KNOW!!! anyways that's mi frans Eliza and Abby :) theyre mi besties. other than you know, Anna and Olivia. Omfg idk why but i just thought of how like in kindergarten shut up was a bad word and the biggest dilema was when someone stole your crayons. lmfaoo. I'm like on Mlia right now. For all you losers that don't know what that means, it's my life is average which is like the best website ever!!! jk btw. I heart you guyss!!!! ugh i really want a tmblr. anyways its kinda weird how i'm dissing blogger on blogger lmfaoo. its so funny. Anyways now Anna's telling everyone to ask me where Tibet is because if you recall, i said it was in the arctic circle. she's not telling anyone what i said (thank gawd) but shes telling them to ask. :P watevessss. so the other day i was talking to mi fran Elise, which really idk why but we call her effie (in the good way!!!), and i said lamo instead of lmao so now the proper term is lamo instead of lmaoo. And then me and Anna started to freak her out by saying the same things at the same time. It was HILARIOUS lamooo. Watchin nigahiga. its like the best thing in the world. Especially, I'm a chingsta, Ninja melk, the stalking mangina, and i broke my nexus 1(the ending really happened). So check em out. I'm gonna put them on mi page so don't worry. OMFG!!! what i wanted to be a really tiny post turned into something fuhmongeous!!! anyways i gtg!! byesss!!! hearts!!! <333

Stick figure dude

Okay I'm just letting you know about the fahmazing stick figure on my page that's dancing. It's just too fahmazing. So fahmazing that I had to give it it's own post. So check it out. Cause it's fahmazing. All you have to do is scroll down. Another fahmazing thing is the big red button for itouch. Check that out too!! kks byess!!! hearts!!! <3333

Derffffff

To most of you derf is only the number between five and six. But little do you know! It has a new meaning. Me and my friends call each other derffs instead of dorks cause, well, you know, it sounds better. So today in Homeroom, it was extended cause we had to write an essay, we had to write it on a character we like. I wrote it on Alice from wonderland. But my friend, the one that insists on calling me "Awesome" instead of my real name, dared to be different. She wrote it on Mickey from Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. But somehow, for the rest of the day, we ended up singing the Little Einstiens theme song. And today in gym we walked a mile :P but i didnt have to do it today which makes me very happy :D I remember last year when we came 1 minute short from having to rewalk it. Ah. Memories...lok anywaysssss.......life is good :) byess derffss!!! <33 hearts!!

Shame on me

I should be ashamed of myself for being such a bad blogger but really, let's face it, google blogger isnt all that fahmazing anymore. at the beggining it was cool but now.....eh. I'm going to make a new blog on tumblr which is a much better blogging site than blogger. Elizabeth has one so she got me into it. Ya its going to be better than this! I might even actually remember to blogg on that one lol. But anyways, since this is all i have for now, I shall blogg. I'm so happy since i got myself a new phone. Yup. Since my old one is jacked up, we wrote all over it. lol. It was fun. anyways my classes are a blast except for spanish and math. Spanish because last year the teacher was a hilarious sweet heart and now shes evil. math because i have to go in for tutoring at 6:30. Thats early. really early. so it sucks. But lifes been good. I lost my ipod at school so i got an Ipod Touch. It is FAHMAZINGG!!! love it to death. ummm....ya my phone is a samsung flight. its pretty awesome. full keyboard and a touch screen. mmhmm. gosh! havent blogged since christmas. i'm so ashamed of myself :( whatevverr. I have nothing to do so i was looking on the internet and i was like "hmmm what did i used to do when i was bored and had nothing to do????" then i remembered i had a blogg. lol ya so i posted. I'm texting ppl right now. like Anna, my new friend Alan (not dorkmiester), eliza, you know, people. ya. so i'll talk to you derffs later! luv ya! hearts <3