hey it's Jennifer. I love strawberry lumps!!! lolz i know im weird! im hyper!!! im with my friend maddie now and shes awesome!! my goodness shes bothering me to take a pic with her with these hot kanye west sunglasses!!! well i have to fly... going to the pool and goiung to play pool and going to take a pic with mads aka maddie duhhh!!!! morons watevs gtg like i said byeeeeee..... mads is cracking upp and if u ddnt get the mads thing than ur a moronb!!!!! cuz i just said what that means duhhh!!! one more thing that u always have to remember NEVER FORGET!!!!! okkkk?!!?!?!?!?! well obiously ur not going to answer me but watever so wherre was i??? umm mads where was i?!?!?!?!?! she said i was talking about NEVER TO FORGET us me jenny strawberry lumps and mads bluberry lumps tell ur friends!!!! we wanna become famous rockstars or something one day so spread the word pleaseee y am i being so polite thats not like me so u know that i want this really badly so pretty please spread the word for us u morons!!! aka that was from maddie.omg i have to tell u guys a story so listen one day i was at this rich people spa and i was yo stop acting like ur all cool and rich cuz its like stupid u know want i mean???? from bluberry if u dont then go fly a kite aka make sure its pretty cuz u dont want to embarassed by buying a cheapy kite that looks like crud from ur eye!!! ewwww thats nasty man dont say that blueberry ur going to gross everyone out goshh and yes shes blonde shhhhhhh shes SUPER DUPER embarassed about being blonde and did i tell u that shes like really stupid... dont take this presonally to all u nice pretty smart blondes out there reading this blogg haha i love saying that word!!!! okk now a story from blueberry this is what she is saying: so like i was at trader joes "where shpping is a pleasure" i mean u just had to know that anyways back with the story..... and i was like reading this weird/cool dictioinary upside down and then someone comes behind me and slaps me with a piece of meat....(churasco to be exact) and then i was like omg y did u do that btw can i have that steak churasco is mi favorito and for all u gringos out there that means thats my favorite and then i turn around and i burst out laughing........ youll never guess how the person looked u know what ill tell u anyway...... it was a male fat guy (457 pounds to be exact) and he was wearing rainbow clored bunny ears isnt that hilarious??!?!?!?!!? anyways im bored now so im going to go do what i told u in the begining of the blog haha i lovee saying that peace outt remember tell ur friends!!!! U MORONS!!! okkk well byeee and remember our names duhhhhhh!!!!!

-strawberry lumps and bluberry yes thats how u spell it(aka jennifer aka jenny aka jen aka jen jen and maddie aka mads aka mad and my special nick name for her isss drum roll please!!! itsssssss MUMBOOOOO!!!! WOOOOOO round of applause please woops im being twayyyy tooooo pollite!!!) ok u people bore me watever moron get a lifee just kidding u know i love u people no really im a loveable person please blogg us back i love saying that worg toodles adios bye ttyl ttfn chow auviour ok u get the picture thats kinda the only ways i know how to say bye okkkk really now im not kidding byeee!!!!!!!!! peace out

Friend's random blog of the month.

the email

The other day sunny sent me an email telling me to call her when i got it because she was dying of bordom and instead of calling her I sent her back an email saying...what I cant hear you with this picture attached...(the one at the docter attached the other picture is what i put with the text) nice isn't it? I made it myself.

Weird Laws

Okay we all know that some things are stupid as posted on Sunny's and my blog. But for the government to think up stupid laws! Come on! Check out this website to see a bunch of funny, weird, stupid laws. (I would type them on here but I'm too lazy.)

Too many tests

Hey what's up people of the world!?! Can you belive that we have finals this week! It sucks! And I've got to study for a ton of tests! I want to go to a summer camp this summer. But I don't know which one! Something that has to do with art or music. Any suggestions?

Random

an ode to marshmellow: O Marshmellow.... Your Simply DELICIOUS! I love to eat you with honey every day.Your just sugar but yet you taste so good. I don't even like marshmellows but you are special... NOT!

Super awesome

K people new fav song.....actually it's a performance. ADAM LAMBERT AND KISS.ADAM LAMBERT ROCKS!!!!! HE SHOULD HAVE WON AMERICAN IDOL! But it's over now..... he'll get a record deal anyways. So like I was saying..... go to itunes and buy that! It's soo super awesome. I WANNA ROCK AND ROLL ALL NIGHT AND PARTY EVERYDAY!

Wierd things I've said and done

In social studies class: Question: Where is Tibeat? Answer I said: The Artic Circle
At my house: Awww I dropped my chicken wing in the pool!
At Sunny's house: Awwww come on! I didn't mean to throw that rochet in the trash!
At Sunny's house while watching a redneck's christmas: I want to be a redneck!
In my room while taling on the phone with sunny: how do you spell artic anyways?
In school: I just had the meow mix song stuck in my head! I didn't mean to sing it! Gosh! Now it's stuck in my head again! Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow ............................................................................ (an hour later) meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow........

Yes YOu

K people I want you........ To go to www.nmsunny.blogspot.com! So go............like now............yes you...........what do you mean no? GO!............no in a year, of couse now.........GO!!!

SHOES!

K so the other day I went shopping and I found some ADORABLE shoes. Here they are....

My SWEET Project

K so today I'm making a cell. Not a real one but one out of SWEETS! Isn't that awesome. My science teacher gave us this extra credit project that you make a cell out of sweets. I'm making mine with brownies, licorice, marshmellows, icing, and (I know this may sound kind of gross on a brownie, but hey why not?) honey. Yes people, I am putting bee throw up on a brownie. Oh and by the way, did you know that red dye number forty is beetle guts? Next time you are eating a red candy, look at the ingrediants and see if theres red dye number forty.

Stupid warning labels

face foamer: Warning, may contain foam
Windex: do not spray in eyes
Sleeping Pills: may cause you to sleep
Komatsu Floodlight: this floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark
Matress: do not attempt to swallow
Pine moutain fire logs: risk of fire
hair dryer : do not use while sleeping
Near cliff: Do Not Fall Off Cliff
Knife: keep out of children
Silk soy milk: mix well buy often
Iron: do not iron clothes on body
Ice Bag: this ice may be cold
Bag of fritos: You could win, No purchase necessary, Details inside
Shower cap: fits one head
Road sign: cemetary road, dead end.
Disposable razor: do not use during an earthquake
Dog shampoo: the contents in this bottle should not be fed to fish
Pepper spray: may irritate eyes
Card for a One year old: not sutible for children 36 months or less
Childrens cough medicine: do not drive or operate machinery after using.
Sign near railroad station: Beware! To touch these wires is an instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.
Shipment of hammers: do not swallow
Box of rockets: do not put in mouth
Inflatable picture frame: not to be used as personal floatation device
Bus stop: no stopping or standing
Directions for a muffin at 7-11: take off wrapper. open mouth. insert into mouth. eat

This is sssooo sad!

K so I was in math today and my friend was telling our math teacher about what happened in his first period to our Band teacher. I almost cried! One of the students put glue in his chair and he got stuck! He is like the nicest teacher ever! And I'm not saying it's ok to do it to a mean teacher either but still how mean and heartless can you get!?! I don't know if they caught who did it yet but I hope they do!

waaaahhhh!

ugghhh! Can you belive we have to go back to school today?!? It SUCKS!!! And not only that but I have math today and a geography test!

hey people so if you have a yahoo account check out this my emote app. TOO COOL! Here is one emote.

K people so I was on YouTube and I saw Taylor Swifts Vids. HILARIOUS! you have to check it out. Just start going through them, you won't regret it. I recommend whisper hello, i miss you truly, change your mind like a girl changes clothes, and Rascal Flatts Tour and Grey's Anatomy. But there are also other great ones so just go through them. So I was watching the i miss you truly and I loved the song! I bought it on itunes right away! I never I would like indie rock!

k so i was on club penguin today... there is a huge princess and princes' party. It's so cool, especially since i'm a member. And they have this big quest and you can get some knights armor. So I was having a convo with the majical talking mirror and he is sooooo annoying! i mean you ask him if you are a person and he says no, how much dumber can you get!?!? That mirror is sssoooo annoying! ARRRGGGHHH! any ways go to www.clubpenguin.com to check out the party!

k people, i know that by now you wanted the comedy or drama to start, but I'm sorry. It's the weekend and I don't do much on weekends. If anything interesting or funny happens I'll be sure to fill you in! Promise! TOODLES!

this is my fav breed of dog. Don't know why I'm posting this. just saw it and thought it was adorable. thank you http://www.allsmalldogs.com/west-highland-white-terrier.html for this pic

Hey people of the earth that are not hobos, unless you are a hobo on a computer which would be wierd, anyways. Hi my name is Madeline but I always wished my name was lola and this is my first blog! I was talking to my friends Anna and Elizabeth the other day and we are going to make a movie! It's gonna be the Wizard of Oz but not really. You see, the thing is we are going to change it to the Whisky of Oz. we already got a lot of our cast from school. We were going to keep it on the dl but I think this is a great way to get publicity. We are going to try and get dreamworks or something to maybe actually make it into a movie. Not disney, they would hate the movie, they only make teeny bopper movies. And anyways, if we gave it to disney, our soundtrack would be all Hannah Montana songs, LAME! It's not that i have anything against disney, i love disney! It's been my altime favorite place! And i love the tv channel too! But their movies have been kind of lame lately. I mean, a movie about a school mascot? Anyways back to the movie. I'm gonna be Dorothy. Dorothy is kind of gonna be like a pita (pain in the a), Anna is gonna be the Scarecrow, which is going to be gothic and burned, My friend Rick is gonna be the puff daddy lion, and my friend Ian is gonna be the Whisky of oz! OH! I forgot to say, in the Whisky of Oz's club, Slash is gonna be there! Not the real slash though:(. My friend is gonna play slash. And last but not least Elizabeth is gonna be the good witch slash director. Please feedback me on how the movie sounds! So excited you checked out my blog! Toodles!