Monday, May 18, 2009

Stupid warning labels

face foamer: Warning, may contain foam
Windex: do not spray in eyes
Sleeping Pills: may cause you to sleep
Komatsu Floodlight: this floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark
Matress: do not attempt to swallow
Pine moutain fire logs: risk of fire
hair dryer : do not use while sleeping
Near cliff: Do Not Fall Off Cliff
Knife: keep out of children
Silk soy milk: mix well buy often
Iron: do not iron clothes on body
Ice Bag: this ice may be cold
Bag of fritos: You could win, No purchase necessary, Details inside
Shower cap: fits one head
Road sign: cemetary road, dead end.
Disposable razor: do not use during an earthquake
Dog shampoo: the contents in this bottle should not be fed to fish
Pepper spray: may irritate eyes
Card for a One year old: not sutible for children 36 months or less
Childrens cough medicine: do not drive or operate machinery after using.
Sign near railroad station: Beware! To touch these wires is an instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.
Shipment of hammers: do not swallow
Box of rockets: do not put in mouth
Inflatable picture frame: not to be used as personal floatation device
Bus stop: no stopping or standing
Directions for a muffin at 7-11: take off wrapper. open mouth. insert into mouth. eat

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