Saturday, June 6, 2009


K so if you haven't realized by now that I practically live on the computer, your kind of not smart. So I got this email and its really fun try it, just so you know, I'm proudly 140% mentally insane.
you have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting you'-
you have run into a glass/screen door-
you have jumped out of a moving vehicle-
you have thought of something funny then laughed, then people gave you weird looks-
you have run into a tree/bush-
you have been called a blonde-
you know that it is possible to lick your elbow-
you just tried to lick your elbow-
you knew that the alphabet, twinkle, twinkle little star and baa baa black sheep had the same melody-
you just sang them to make sure-
you have tripped on your own feet and fallen-
you have choked on your own spit-
you have seen the Matrix and still don't get it-
you have typed with three fingers or less-
you have accidentally caught somthing on fire-
you have tried to drink out of your straw but it went up your nose-
you have caught yourself drooling-
you have fallen asleep in class-
sometimes you just stop thinking-
sometimes your telling a story and you forget what your talking about-
people often shake their heads and walk away from you-
you are often told to use your inside voice-
you say 'toodles' when you say goodbye-
you use your fingers to do simple math-
you have eaten a bug accidentally-
you are taking this test when you are supposed to be doing something important-
you have put your clothes backwards or inside out without realizing it-
you have looked all over for something and realized it was right in your hand or pocket-
you have posted bullitins because you are scared of what they say will happen to you if you don't-
you break a lot of things-
you tilt your head when your confused-
you have fallen out of a chair before-
when you are lying in bed you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling-
the word 'um' is used frequently-
you raise your hand when you have something to say, even at home-
you plan to use a calculator to find your score for this bullitin-
now take your total and multiply it by four and that is how insane you are. CONGRATS! and if your less then 50% insane you're a dud. TOODLES!

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