MY COMTOOTER

K ppls srry i havnt posted in sooo long. My compooper broke. but now it's all fixed:D sooo ttyl.BYES!

Life is a pain

K so have you ever wondered what you would look like if you were an m&m? Well here's your chance to find out! Just go to mms.com/us/becomeanmm/create. Anyways this is a picture I found in a magazine to get backrounds and I added to it. thank you backrounds for cell phones!

TELL PEOPLE

K ppls of earth! You've got to start advertising for my blog! I'm totally bored and I'm getting no comments! So if you like my blog....... TELL PEOPLE!!!!!!! if you don't like my blog........first of all you suck but anyways........TELL PEOPLE!!!!!!!! Seriously!!!! I'm asking you as my friend.......TELL PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU KNOW WHAT TELL SOME SPACE ALIENS TOO WHILE YOUR AT IT.......I DON'T CARE.....TELL THE WORLD!!!!!!!! BUY A BLIMP AND ADVERTISE IF YOU ARE THE DAUGHTER OF SOMEONE RICH!!!!!!! JUST TELL PEOPLE!!!!!!!!
have a nice day!

What to do when bored:

Hey it's Mads! Do you ever get bored over the summer? Well I've found some things that you can do.

-blink wildly and then close your eyes tightly for a light show
-see how long you can hold a note
-try not thinking about penguins
-pretend your a robot
-scratch yourself
-rate passersby(I think I have to describe this one. You rate people on how they look, like their clothing and stuff on a scale of one to ten as they walk by. Fun to do with friend)
-repeat the same RANDOM word over and over until it loses it's meaning
-pinch yourself
-make star trek door noises
-get yourself as nauseated as possible
-while watching TV repeat everything with an accent
BEST TO DO WITH FRIEND
-have a water gargling contest
-have a who is less competitive competion
- pick up your dog so he can see more of the house from your point of view
-talk about nothing
-draw ugly people families( this is one of my own. You will start talking about nothing and realize nothing is something and then!...well it's fun come on trust me! And when you draw ugly people families you'll be suprised just how CREATIVE you and your friend are)
AND THAT MY FRIEND'S IS WHAT TO DO WHEN YOUR BORED. I got these from a website I found online and remember to be safe when your doing these. Be carful! Not that you'll get hurt I'm just saying that there are alot of idiots in this world. Not that your an idiot or anything it's just that.....I think I'll shut up now.

HELP ME!

HELP ME PLEASE! MY BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP SOON AND I'M MAKING A POWERPOINT TO MAKE IT EASIER FOR MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY TO GET ME WHAT I WANT,ONLY I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WANT! WHAT DO YOU THINK IS GOOD? I MEAN YOU PRACTICALLY KNOW ME BY NOW! ANY SUGGESTIONS?

NEW EMAIL QUIZ

K so if you haven't realized by now that I practically live on the computer, your kind of not smart. So I got this email and its really fun try it, just so you know, I'm proudly 140% mentally insane.
you have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting you'-
you have run into a glass/screen door-
you have jumped out of a moving vehicle-
you have thought of something funny then laughed, then people gave you weird looks-
you have run into a tree/bush-
you have been called a blonde-
total-
you know that it is possible to lick your elbow-
you just tried to lick your elbow-
you knew that the alphabet, twinkle, twinkle little star and baa baa black sheep had the same melody-
you just sang them to make sure-
you have tripped on your own feet and fallen-
you have choked on your own spit-
total-
you have seen the Matrix and still don't get it-
you have typed with three fingers or less-
you have accidentally caught somthing on fire-
you have tried to drink out of your straw but it went up your nose-
you have caught yourself drooling-
total-
you have fallen asleep in class-
sometimes you just stop thinking-
sometimes your telling a story and you forget what your talking about-
people often shake their heads and walk away from you-
you are often told to use your inside voice-
you say 'toodles' when you say goodbye-
total-
you use your fingers to do simple math-
you have eaten a bug accidentally-
you are taking this test when you are supposed to be doing something important-
you have put your clothes backwards or inside out without realizing it-
you have looked all over for something and realized it was right in your hand or pocket-
total-
you have posted bullitins because you are scared of what they say will happen to you if you don't-
you break a lot of things-
you tilt your head when your confused-
you have fallen out of a chair before-
when you are lying in bed you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling-
the word 'um' is used frequently-
you raise your hand when you have something to say, even at home-
you plan to use a calculator to find your score for this bullitin-
total-
now take your total and multiply it by four and that is how insane you are. CONGRATS! and if your less then 50% insane you're a dud. TOODLES!

}:[

K I'm begging to get mad. First of all your think that it's funny when I'm being stupid and secondly Jenny's blog was the funniest thing I've posted on this blog! What's going on?!?

In Case You Were Wondering

K if you were freaked out or on the floor laughing your head out like I was at our last post... my friend Jennifer did that. She's phyco. So if you were wondering that is why. Oh and by the way VOTE FOR JENNY'S POST.....at least I thought it was funny. :)

hey it's Jennifer. I love strawberry lumps!!! lolz i know im weird! im hyper!!! im with my friend maddie now and shes awesome!! my goodness shes bothering me to take a pic with her with these hot kanye west sunglasses!!! well i have to fly... going to the pool and goiung to play pool and going to take a pic with mads aka maddie duhhh!!!! morons watevs gtg like i said byeeeeee..... mads is cracking upp and if u ddnt get the mads thing than ur a moronb!!!!! cuz i just said what that means duhhh!!! one more thing that u always have to remember NEVER FORGET!!!!! okkkk?!!?!?!?!?! well obiously ur not going to answer me but watever so wherre was i??? umm mads where was i?!?!?!?!?! she said i was talking about NEVER TO FORGET us me jenny strawberry lumps and mads bluberry lumps tell ur friends!!!! we wanna become famous rockstars or something one day so spread the word pleaseee y am i being so polite thats not like me so u know that i want this really badly so pretty please spread the word for us u morons!!! aka that was from maddie.omg i have to tell u guys a story so listen one day i was at this rich people spa and i was yo stop acting like ur all cool and rich cuz its like stupid u know want i mean???? from bluberry if u dont then go fly a kite aka make sure its pretty cuz u dont want to embarassed by buying a cheapy kite that looks like crud from ur eye!!! ewwww thats nasty man dont say that blueberry ur going to gross everyone out goshh and yes shes blonde shhhhhhh shes SUPER DUPER embarassed about being blonde and did i tell u that shes like really stupid... dont take this presonally to all u nice pretty smart blondes out there reading this blogg haha i love saying that word!!!! okk now a story from blueberry this is what she is saying: so like i was at trader joes "where shpping is a pleasure" i mean u just had to know that anyways back with the story..... and i was like reading this weird/cool dictioinary upside down and then someone comes behind me and slaps me with a piece of meat....(churasco to be exact) and then i was like omg y did u do that btw can i have that steak churasco is mi favorito and for all u gringos out there that means thats my favorite and then i turn around and i burst out laughing........ youll never guess how the person looked u know what ill tell u anyway...... it was a male fat guy (457 pounds to be exact) and he was wearing rainbow clored bunny ears isnt that hilarious??!?!?!?!!? anyways im bored now so im going to go do what i told u in the begining of the blog haha i lovee saying that peace outt remember tell ur friends!!!! U MORONS!!! okkk well byeee and remember our names duhhhhhh!!!!!

-strawberry lumps and bluberry yes thats how u spell it(aka jennifer aka jenny aka jen aka jen jen and maddie aka mads aka mad and my special nick name for her isss drum roll please!!! itsssssss MUMBOOOOO!!!! WOOOOOO round of applause please woops im being twayyyy tooooo pollite!!!) ok u people bore me watever moron get a lifee just kidding u know i love u people no really im a loveable person please blogg us back i love saying that worg toodles adios bye ttyl ttfn chow auviour ok u get the picture thats kinda the only ways i know how to say bye okkkk really now im not kidding byeee!!!!!!!!! peace out

Friend's random blog of the month.

the email

The other day sunny sent me an email telling me to call her when i got it because she was dying of bordom and instead of calling her I sent her back an email saying...what I cant hear you with this picture attached...(the one at the docter attached the other picture is what i put with the text) nice isn't it? I made it myself.